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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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tyleroakley:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

THIS IS WHY I DON’T LEAVE MY HOME

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officialfrenchtoast:

rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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psychedelic-noodles:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

MY HEART

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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itsvondell:

Big Sexy
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clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

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hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

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